This song is about the frustration of having to deal with unreliable lovers.
Twelve inch blue rubber toy It fills the space with minimum waste And maximum joy Hit the lights, it's business time When you require shuddering desire From solo climb
No place for beginners or sensitive hearts Set the dial up to advanced I'm finally prepared but the damned thing won't start I can't believe it's a
Broken vibrator
Pleasure fail I charged up the batteries What the hell? I went back to read the instructions to no avail I checked the box, I checked the case Nothing seems, seems to be Out of place
I checked the receipt, and called customer care You'll never believe what they told me next We can't help with your
Broken vibrator
Here it is, your order was placed for the Richter scale Unfortunately we can't replace it as it was on sale
